14 APRIL 2007, page 12

Monday Am Going To Get To The Bottom Of This

Miliband unit if it’s the last thing I do. There’s something shifty about it, mark my words, although initial investigations are inconclusive. Kept eye on Poppy and James, and......

Tuesday Gids Back From Hols, And V Upset About The

Bullingdon business. I’m not surprised. The bar was set so high by Dave’s Bullers photo, and what with widespread comparisons to Spandau Ballet and other New Romantic......

Wednesday

Couldn’t stand the suspense any longer. Decided that embarrassing myself was actually less painful than not knowing what was going on with Kill Mil. Half-expected door to be......

Thursday

Everyone v sheepish since I found out the big secret. Jed tried to explain that politics is all about appearances — or ‘Design’, as he calls it. Sometimes you don’t actually......