14 JULY 2007, page 13

Mind Your Language

'Darling,' I asked, 'In your day did they call them specialities or specialties?' Do you know,' replied my husband, 'I can't remember.' So that's his last useful function gone.......

'being Famous Has Become Rather Common'

Rupert Everett tells Tim Walker that there is nothing wrong with being a bimbo, that political correctness has been 'a disaster for everyone' and that gay adoption is wrong......