17 DECEMBER 1988, page 47

Low Life

Eastern Promise Jeffrey Bernard S peaking as a man with little faith I find this whole business of Christmas one hell of an inconvenience. It must be even worse for a turkey.......

High Life

May the best queen win Taki G New York ood old Prince Philip. By pronounc- ing that wives and hookers are one and the same he said what I've been trying to tell the world about......