17 JANUARY 1998, page 45

Radio

Classics and celebs Michael Vestey A a collector and connoisseur of unin- tentional humour I am thrilled with my lat- est discovery. Classic FM had the brilliant idea of opening......

Motoring

Happiness is muddiness Alan Judd I enjoy the elements, and so on a blustery afternoon of squall and tempest I set out with dog, stick and Land-Rover Defender to a hilly wooded......

Television

Am I jealous? James Delmgpole W hen I was christened — not during the actual ceremony, obviously, but at the reception afterwards — my father forced a swig of champagne down my......