17 JULY 1982, page 29

Low Life

Half measures Jeffrey Bernard ▪ im getting a little sick of Soho. There ▪ was a time when you could always find somebody there to talk to — your actual conversation I mean — but......

Competition

No. 1227: Bedside manners Set by Jaspistos: Earlier this week it was reported that an intruder into Buckingham Palace had found his way into the Queen's bedroom and had ten......

No. 1224: The Winners

Jaspistos reports: Competitors were asked for a poem describing the obnoxious characteristics of a nation they had never been able to warm to. I hope you all noticed that an......