18 MARCH 2000, page 67

Radio

Bowled over Michael Vestey MnK MacKenzie's cage was so rattled last week that he fell off his perch, beak- dived into the sand and could only gnaw dementedly at the cuttlefish......

Television

Seeking perfection Simon Hoggart P eople often say, 'Oh, there's nothing on television,' and esteem themselves high- ly for not watching it. Actually, there's an awful lot on......