18 MAY 1985, page 36

Low Life

Twin pools Jeffrey Bernard I met a very nice woman the other day who told me, 'I would like to drown in your eyes.' I'm not quite sure what that means but it is, I'm sure, very......

High Life

Out for the count Taki T thought it about time that Jeff Bernard lgot the Writer of the Year award. Although a commie-pinko, he's one hell of a writer. In fact, he's the only......