1 APRIL 1995, page 11

How To Bankrupt Britain Over Breakfast

Leo McKinstry subjects the BBC's Today programme to an audit, and discovers that in one week alone, its supplicants would add 10p to the standard rate of income tax JOHN......

Mind Your Language

`MUMMY, why aren't you drinking your tea, isn't it nice?' Veronica asked at breakfast on Mothering Sunday. . `Delicious, 0 zygote of my gamete,' I answered. 'Very kind of you.......