23 MARCH 1991, page 48

Low Life

Turn that baby down Jeffrey Bernard I n the strange game of musical chairs that we play here in West Hampstead the new tenant upstairs who has replaced the great micturator......

High Life

Crowning glory Taki admit to being rather flattered at being compared to the Queen in last week's Spectator Diary. The only difference being, of course, that I write my own......

New Life

Puppy love Zenga Longmore I f I were asked to sum up my week with a single word, that word would undoubtedly have to be 'doggie'. Omalara has become obsessed with a picture-book......