23 SEPTEMBER 1995, page 56

Low Life

Missionary services Jeffrey Bernard T he sum total of trivialities that go to make up my life as it is at the moment don't fill me with self-pity; I have learnt to revel in......

Half Life

Blackhead humour Carole Morin S tupidity is a powerful weapon. It's not the mobile phones that make me want to commit suicide, it's the conversations you're forced to listen to.......