25 NOVEMBER 2000, page 84

No. 2166: Behaving Badly

You are invited to write a poem (maximum 16 lines) beginning with the line, 'Your behaviour's impossible, —', supplying in place of the dash a first name of your choice. Entries......

Competition

Two sorts of outrage Jaspistos IN COMPETITION NO. 2163 you were invited to imagine that Kipling or Wilde were alive today and writing a letter to one of their 19th-century......

Crossword

A first prize of £30 and a bottle of Graham's award-winning, Late- Bottled Vintage Port for the first correct solution opened on 11 December, with two runners-up prizes of £20......

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