26 FEBRUARY 1994, page 48

High Life

The original Maggie Mid his is a great place if one likes privacy and dignity. Take, for example, the Monte11 Williams television show. Williams is a black, shaven-headed cretin......

Low Life

Harvest time Jeffrey Bernard S ometimes when the lifts stop on the landing where we smokers gather, their doors open and there is no one inside or anywhere about. But the lift......

Long Life

Home-made preserves Nigel Nicolson I have never met Jeffrey Bernard, but having been his neighbour in these columns for the past two years, I would like to send him greetings......