27 FEBRUARY 1982, page 31

Low Life

Shaken Jeffrey Bernard I don't have the most recent issue of the Sunday Times with me but if tnY memory serves me, which it doesn't often , I fancy that Sir Harold Acton was......

No. 1204: The Winners

Jaspistos reports: Competitors were asked for a narrative poem in the form of three limericks. Said Tebbit, 'I don't understand 'em. If they really want jobs they can land 'em.......

Competition

No. 1207: History corrected Set by Jaspistos: Did the dying Nelson really say, 'Kismet, Hardy'? Did Alfred burn those cakes, or did he nobly take the blame for someone else's......