28 MAY 1994, page 45

Cinema

Talking dirty Mark Steyn G rumpy Old Men has a great title much better, in my opinion, than Kieslowski's Three Colours White. Unfortu- nately, the director Donald Petrie never......

Theatre

Jack: A Night on the Town (Criterion) Pericles (National, Olivier) Not a noble act Sheridan Morley E ven on the dates when he does bother to show up and play the whole of it,......

Opera

National Opera Studio (Queen Elizabeth Hall) Mose in Egitto (Royal Opera House) Shrill drill Rupert Christiansen alent shows, from Opportunity Knocks upwards, always leave me a......