3 DECEMBER 1994, page 64

Low Life

Nine weeks without a drink Jeffrey Bernard I wish I could cope half as well alone in this flat as Joanna Lumley did on her desert island. At least she had a camera crew nearby......

High Life

Blown to bits Taki My spies tell me that Big Al is not a bad shot, although recently he did shoot the peacock that was leading out the pheas- ants, which would, in a firing......