3 JULY 1982, page 33

Low Life

Words of wisdorri Jeffrey Bernard D ear Bill, Forgive the familiarity but if we'r e going to correspond with each other I can I keep addressing you as William, Prince 0 ' Wales.......

Competition

No. 1225: De haul en bas Set by Jaspistos: You are invited to provide an imaginary letter of patronising advice from a centenarian to someone of 99 whom he or she has known for......

No. 1222: The Winners

Jaspistos reports: Competitors were asked for a poem without the letter e. Magnificent though your lipogrammatic efforts were, they must pale beside the novel Gadsby by Ernest......