3 OCTOBER 1987, page 41

High Life

Got any good.. Taki The greatest Greek writer since Aris- tophanes did no better than old Charlie upon reaching Hades's goal line. 'Bloody jellyfish,' would have been my last......

Low Life

. . . exit lines, Jeff? Jeffrey Bernard I t was Ascot last week and now it's Longchamps tomorrow for the Arc de Triomphe. Far too much champagne for my liking and so next year I......

Television

Open- Wendy Cope C E very single person has some talent,' said the Prime Minister in an interview for the first Open College broadcast on Chan- nel 4. I used to work for a......