5 JANUARY 1991, page 37

Eating By Proxy

EVERY theatre critic goes to a first night in the knowledge that any rough edges should have been sanded during the pre- view weeks, a film critic knows that the film she sees......

Competition

D aisy chain Jaspistos 12 YEAR OLD SCOTCH WHISKY I n Competition No. 1657 you were in- vited to write a 'daisy chain', a poem in which each word begins with the last letter of......

No. 1660: The Biter Bit

Private Eye has parodied other weeklies. Now it is your turn to parody Private Eye. You can choose any single regular item, but don't exceed 150 words. Entries to `Competition......