5 JUNE 1993, page 49

Long Life

Another language Nigel Nicolson s I waited in the lobby of my hotel last week, the manager was having a tele- phone row with a distant customer, suppli- er or rival hotelier — I......

Low Life

Grandstand view Jeffrey Bernard I daren't have a bath these days for fear of slipping when I get in or out, so I have to get help, otherwise it is a strip wash in front of the......