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If Symptoms

persist.. MY PATIENT announced, as she came through the door, that she was going to kill herself, and it was none of my busi- ness why. `Am I permitted, then, to enquire how?' I......

The Triumph Of Anti-culture

Giles Auty exposes the sham of modern art, and suggests a remedy THE FIRST figures I drew at the age of three or four were in profile. Half of them had long proboscises, rather......