7 NOVEMBER 1981, page 49

Television

Hogwash Richard In grams T see that I have been taken to task, in the 1 friendliest possible way of course, by Mr Auberon Waugh over my disparaging reference to the naked bums......

High Life

Starry eyed Tab M y reaction upon reading that my Lowlife colleague was given a shiner by two taxi drivers of the Indian persuasion was that I could have told him so. Taki's Law......

Low Life

Marked man Jeffrey Bernard w here was I? Yes, after the pounding from the the Indian mini-cab drivers in Gerrard Street I decided to cross the road into Shaftesbury Avenue and......