11 FEBRUARY 1989, Page 52

No. 1563: Sorry, wrong title

Supposing Stevenson had written Travels with a Monkey, or Hemingway The Old Man and the Pea, or Graham Greene Journey Without Mass, how would the blurb-writer have described the rather different book that would have existed? Altering or adding or subtracting one letter in a well-known title, you are invited to show us how. Maximum 120 words. En' tries to 'Competition No. 1563' by 24 February.