11 FEBRUARY 1989, page 50

• Home Life

Flying saucers Alice Thomas Ellis W hat', mused Alfie the other day, 'do you suppose it's like to be a chicken, just clucking and scratching all day?' I don't know, Alfie. I'd......

Low Life

Man's worst friend Jeffrey Bernard T he journey by rail from Norwich to Liverpool Street last Sunday was a night- mare. The first leg of the trip was a two-carriage job to......