12 FEBRUARY 2000, page 29

Off Target

From Mr Andrew Gilligan Sir: Geoffrey Hoon's hair-trigger response (Letters, 5 February) to my piece on Tri- dent underlines the Ministry of Defence's sensitivity about this......

Finnegans Quark

From Mr Michael Smith Sir: Paul Johnson's speculation (And another thing, 5 February) that the word `quark' could have been invented by Edward Lear was close — but no banana. It......

Bad Hair Days

From Mr Adrian Weak Sir; Sarah Sands shows commendable con- cern over the anxiety caused to small boys by the onset of the growth of pubic hair when they are in their early......

Hedy's Assets

From Mr Peter Walton Sir: In Mark Steyn's article on Hedy Lamarr (Arts, 29 January), he quotes Hedda Hopper's description of her as `orchidaceous' without, perhaps, realising......

Burchill-bashing

From Mr Oliver Hume Sir: While accepting that the legendary `vicious bile to column inch' ratio in Ms Burchill's writing is calculated to shock or irritate, rather than to......

Pollen Knew Best

From Viscountess Sidmouth Sir: In his review of Alan Powers's book on the work of Francis Pollen (Books, 29 Jan- uary), Christopher Montgomery put for- ward the quaint idea that......