14 JUNE 2008, page 11

Monday Fraught Morning. Drew The Short Straw And Had To

take Mrs Spelperson her camomile tea but couldn’t find her. Looked everywhere. Under the desk, in the filing cabinet. Nowhere. So I couldn’t tick the chart confirming that she......

Tuesday V Exciting! Gary Has Launched A Top Level Internal

inquiry into who framed Mrs Spelperson!! He’s sure it’s an ‘inside job’ and is drawing up a list of chief suspects for surveillance purposes. It’ll be nice for him to dust off......

Wednesday Bev From Labour Phones With Incredible News....

managed to get herself involved in the Miliband leadership campaign, the one that’s not happening, and says if we promise her a seat — ‘any seat, they’re all safe Tory seats......

Thursday Gah! Sat Up All Night Going Through Photocopies Of

old expense claims and found one I put in for a packet of Polos that’s now looking a bit dodgy. I definitely bought them on Jed’s orders for a brainstorming session but I seem......