15 FEBRUARY 1986, page 31

Home Life

Every modern inconvenience Alice Thomas Ellis I always thought I didn't like the Mo- dern much and I was right. I don't like reinforced concrete or formica or Andy Warhol, and I......

Low Life

Sensitive areas Jeffrey Bernard I arrived at Waterloo the other morning after a day in the country to be greeted by an illuminated sign which displayed the latest figure of the......

High Life

Oil spoil Taki New York The only time (and I mean it) I can watch American television is when I'm flat on my back suffering from a severe case of flu. Everyone who is anyone......