1 APRIL 2006, page 9

T Uesday : Television Society Awards. Grosvenor, Park...

dress, big black bow, quite low neckline. Tripped over own handbag on way into hotel. Awkward frock moment. Think I got away with it. Not sure anyone noticed.......

W Ednesday : Calls For More Rainbows And Fewer Shark...

Lambeth. The council has come up with a New Inishativ, nicknamed — by me — Operation Crayon. They have asked the under-fives — by way of a letter home from nursery — to ‘draw......

T Hursday : Pondering The Need For A Male Sexual...

National Center for Men (yes, only America would have one) suggests the time has come for a Roe v. Wade-type landmark ruling which would give men ‘the freedom to enjoy......

F Riday : Last Day At Bbc London. A Strange Umbilical Cord

to cut, this one. Do they think I’m a control freak? I only mention, as they have asked what I’d like in my leaving video and who I would like them to take off rota to make it.......

S Aturday : The Met Commissioner, Sir Ian Blair, Has...

trouble again. This time for a £34,000 bonus that detractors say he doesn’t deserve. ‘It would be wonderful if all of us could expect to receive a bonus for embarrassing our......