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Run, Rabbit Run

Jeremy Clarke A s I came around the corner from the gents’ lavatory, head down, concentrating on rebuttoning my flies, a manual skill I’ve yet to master completely, I......

On Red Alert

Aidan Hartley ‘ Y aes!’ I’ll answer the phone in a falsettoScottish accent. ‘Can ae help yay?’ If the voice is unfamiliar I lapse into Gaelic and slam down the receiver. This is......