21 JUNE 2008, page 54

On Red Alert

Aidan Hartley ‘ Y aes!’ I’ll answer the phone in a falsettoScottish accent. ‘Can ae help yay?’ If the voice is unfamiliar I lapse into Gaelic and slam down the receiver. This is......

Bad Manners

Melissa Kite G od must have an extremely thick skin. I do hope so anyway. I just had a shocking insight into the sort of thing He probably has to put up with all the time. The......