22 MAY 2004, page 79

C'mon, You Blues!

FRANK KEATING 1 t is the weekend which once cheered winter's muddied oafs off on their summer hols. Some hope these days! Cup finals at soccer and rugby are now simply tasters......

Q. Here's A Solution To Noisy New Zealand Neighbours Having

barbies in the garden late at night. The last time ours had one my husband went over and told them the noise was absolutely fine by us, but there was a lunatic on crack in the......

Q. Can You Tell Me What Is The Form About

chatting at the breakfast table during grand house parties? My husband is convinced that, on the grounds that most of the fellow guests will be hungover or grumpy, it is bad......

Q. If My Memory Serves Me, N.j.t. From Lines Wrote

to you in May 1999 about a couple who, without so much as a word, brought their dog to stay, causing predictable disruption to both hosts and hosts' pets. Unless I am mistaken......