24 MARCH 1984, page 36

C O Mpet I T I On

No. 1313: Alphabet soup Set by Jaspistos: Gerard Benson has sent me an anonymous verse which uses all the letters of the alphabet: God gives the grazing ox his meat And quickly......

Postscript

Kensington called P. J. Kavanagh I t was an up-market jury at the Westminster Coroner's Court the other day; pretty young women, exquisite youths — as unmotley a collection as......

No. 1310: The Winners

Jaspistos reports: Competitors were asked for the title and publisher's blurb of a recondite or absurd new cookery book. If there had been prizes for just titles, Ron Jowker and......