25 JULY 1998, page 17

I Refuse To Lead A Lynch Mob

Alan Duncan on why a released paedophile must not be driven from his constituency 'EXCUSE me, but do you mind if I leave a dangerous wild animal in your garden? It hasn't eaten......

Mind Your Language

'I THOUGHT you said you were going to take it up and put tiles down,' said my husband annoyingly. He was talking about the carpet in the downstairs lavatory, a sanctuary for a......