28 JANUARY 2006, page 52

Hitting The Target

FRANK KEATING T he club records of a couple of soccer’s fabled old goal-scorers were levelled this month. Two nice round numbers, too, as the silky and sometimes sulky......

Q. Two Years Ago I Dispatched A Spoof Christmas Letter

to a select handful of friends thinking this might amuse them. I committed all the standard crimes: blowby-blow accounts of (fictitious) holidays and activities; an insistence......

Q. I Wonder If You Or Any Of Your Readers

could help with a slightly delicate problem which is faced by many people at this time of the year. I refer of course to the task of removing shotgun pellets from the loo — I......

Q. My Labrador Has Eaten My Remote Control To The

digibox which I bought only two years ago. Now the shop where I bought the equipment tells me they cannot help with a replacement. We cannot operate the thing manually and I am......