31 DECEMBER 2005, page 47

Germany Calling

FRANK KEATING N o mistaking the centre of sport’s universe in 2006. Found the flags of St George in the loft? Ordered the white van on which to display them? Ingerland!......

Q. Having Been Well Entertained By The ‘pyjama Gaping’...

and solutions, may I briefly insert my neat response? Gentlemen should obtain comfortably large pairs of Directoire ladies’ knickers in acetate fabric. Discreet shops do have......

Q. Your Correspondent Who Was Refused Entry To The Carlton

Club because she was wearing jeans might be interested to know that my club in Pall Mall made the great mistake of allowing in women who were wearing trousers, with the result......

Smoking And Drinking Which I Have Listened To Innocently...

but of late he has asked me if I wish to indulge in such activities. I consented to drinking as a common courtesy, but now the matter of smoking has arisen. I have never smoked......