6 JANUARY 1990, page 34

Low Life

Down in the valley Jeffrey Bernard I f I hadn't wanted to take my daughter to lunch on Christmas Day I would have stayed in bed. It was pretty awful for me but seemingly okay......

High Life

All about Eves Taki eave it to a woman. In the year the Berlin Wall came crumbling down, the mother of my children erected her own by stipulating that no bimbo, not even a......