20 FEBRUARY 1988, Page 45

No. 1513: Add the meanings

You are invited to produce a plausible piece of prose (maximum 150 words) in which the following non-existent words appear to mean something: dawlish, per- zundle, gradge, gandoon, Vipidex, moon- jack, mindulate, vobster, ploidily, chob. Enti-ies to 'Competition No. 1513' by 4 March.

The top winner of this and the next 11 competitions will receive a bonus bottle of White Horse Whisky, by courtesy of United Distillers Group.