Unlettered
A reader received the following letter: Dear Sir, Thank you for your recent enquiry for a Distributorship. Since I have been with herbalife my eyes have been opened to the vast amount that can be earned through hard work, commitment and dedication. I have seized this opportun- ity and I so dearly hope that you join with me to build a wealthy career for yourself.
The products that the company have are all 100% natural, enclosed you will find a list that shows you the vast amount of symptoms, that we cater for, another reason apart from being purely natural, as to why these products practi- cally sells themselves is that on all products there is money back guaran- teed, and no other company does this with their health products.
What I am looking for is a person in Europe to build his/her own team of good quality personnel, with these steps and following your training manual, you will be on the road to financial success. Now what will it cost you to be wealthy, only £48.50, yes, cheap isn't it and for that meagre price you get video tape/s a full training manual a diet disc program worth £86.00 and registered on the computer in the U.S.A., so no matter where you go in the world, the company will handle all paper work, work out how much Royalties is due to you from any of your recruits anywhere in the world.
As I stated on the telephone, we have a couple here earning fifty thousand pounds a month, yes a month, and that will grow as their team grows. Could that be you, Alicia Garcia in Spain as just earned 1 million dollars in only 9 months, what could you do with 1 million dollars? All I need of you is £48.50 for your registration and distri- butor kit. Once I receive this I will promptly dispatch your kit so that you can start earning and recruiting good quality people to help your team. I hope you will join me, seize the moment now!
Yours for Herbalife,
Anthony Thornes
Marlowe Sachs Group, 3 Blackthorne Drive, Sale, Cheshire.
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