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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorLaw and order A Royal Navy minesweeper appeared off the Blackpool coast, signalling the exceptional security measures being taken to protect the Prime Minister during the...
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THE SPECTATOR
The SpectatorWON'T PAY, CAN'T VOTE The tax will certainly feel like a tax on voting, since it will be based on the Register of Electors. This connection is inadvertent, but it will prove...
WRONG MAN
The SpectatorIT would obviously be wrong for Lord Young to be the next chairman of the Conservative Party so long as he is Secret- ary of State for Trade and Industry. At least, it should be...
IS HE FLAGRANT?
The SpectatorWHEN aspiring male Conservative politi- cians seek selection as constituency candi- dates, the local party bases its choice, it is said, not on the character of the would-be MP,...
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POLITICS
The SpectatorMrs Thatcher takes out her crystal ball and peers into the past NOEL MALCOLM 'D Blackpool on't fail to pay this lady a visit. She has been on a world tour giving advice. She...
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DIARY
The SpectatorALEXANDRA ARTLEY E arlier this week we found ourselves in the St Stephen's Club (formerly the Consti- tutional Club) in Queen Anne's Gate for a seminar on Miss Gertrude...
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ANOTHER VOICE
The SpectatorThe intelligent woman's guide to analysing the news AUBERON WAUGH N obody who reads the newspapers can be in any doubt that the news sections are full of material which has...
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COUNTER REVOLUTION AT THE POST OFFICE
The SpectatorThe Post Office makes a profit but resists attempts to privatise any of its parts. Michael Trend argues that this is a damaging policy DURING the general election the Prime...
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RESISTING CHINA'S FINAL SOLUTION
The SpectatorMichael van Walt van Praag explains the growing anger of Tibetans LAST week, the Tibetan national flag was unfurled in Lhasa amidst cries for freedom and demands by thousands...
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FAR BEYOND SPYCATCHER
The SpectatorAmbrose Evans-Pritchard appraises the charges made in a mischievous new book about the CIA Washington PETER Wright's Spycatcher is harmless history compared with Veil: the...
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BREAKING UP THE SCHOOL
The SpectatorRichard West reports on how the preferences of parents are being denied by Conservative authorities Southwold, Suffolk THE Conservatives, in their conference this week, have...
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'THIS IS GETTING VERY. . . STRANGE'
The SpectatorAlexander Norman attempts to penetrate Nicholas Ridley 's smokescreen 'WHAT you must realise', Nicholas Soames, parliamentary private secretary to Mr Ridley, told me afterwards,...
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PETER MEDAWAR
The SpectatorWilliam Cooper remembers a great scientist and a great spirit 'KARL Popper is my guru.' One of the last things said to me by Peter Medawar, Nobel Laureate and OM so disabled...
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SHEETS OF MANY COLOURS
The SpectatorThe press: Paul Johnson looks at the latest moves in the print revolution CONSERVATIVE professionals who talk about Britain's newspaper revolution as though it were complete...
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THE ECONOMY
The SpectatorThe surprising character of a trimmer JOCK BRUCE-GARDYNE B y the time these words appear we shall know whether Chancellor Lawson has been rewarded with a standing ovation at...
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Unpopular capitalists
The SpectatorPOPULAR capitalism and the BP issue will have been much on Nigel Lawson's mind as he prepared to take his bow at Blackpool. The trouble is that his new capitalists are not...
Adjustabuzz
The SpectatorBuzzings in the head are an occupational disease to those who return from interna- tional monetary meetings. They are caused by buzzwords. Gender-aware was this year's newcomer,...
Burnt pocket
The SpectatorTHE Trustee Savings Banks were never exactly privatised, since (subject to various opinions in the House of Lords) they had never been exactly publicised. The objects of the...
CITY AND SUBURBAN
The SpectatorTell your budgie to lay off BP, but pass the form to your aunt CHRISTOPHER FILDES T he Lord Chief Justice says: do not let your budgie stag the British Petroleum issue unless...
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Finlay's folly
The SpectatorSir: I write with reference to an article by Alan Powers (Arts, 12 September) entitled 'Follies; Ian Hamilton Finlay's pamphlet war'. I was appalled that something so biased...
Black gold
The SpectatorSir: In your introduction to Nicholas Gar- land's admirable 'Journal of the difficult birth of the Independent' (3 October), you state that in December 1985 Mr Conrad Black...
Lewdness
The SpectatorSir: Paul Johnson (The press, 26 Septem- ber) may have thumbed through his refer- ence books for quotes from Hugh Cudlipp etc, but he has clearly forgotten what the wartime...
Clarendon's virtues
The SpectatorSir: Noel Malcolm's jaundiced account of Edward Hyde, Earl of Clarendon (Books, 12 September) is a pity. The Restoration Settlement still defines the framework of the state in...
LETTERS Mistaken war
The SpectatorSir: With reference to Mr Rowse's furious letter (26 September) the truth is that Britain gave a guarantee to Poland in 1939, a blank cheque which bounced. It was in no position...
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Orgy
The SpectatorSir: While appreciating that your typeset- ters and proof-readers are likely to have led, as I have myself, a more sheltered life than either Miss Barbara Skelton or the late...
Time and a half
The SpectatorSir: In reply to Mr Bowness's letter (12 September), I would like to point out that our sponsorship of the Speaking Clock has, in fact, ensured that subscribers continue to pay...
Who's unpopular
The SpectatorSir: 'Social workers [are] now the most unpopular group in the country,' says Paul Johnson (The press, 3 October). Well, actually, no, they are not. According to a MORI poll in...
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THE MIND OF A HOSTAGE
The SpectatorHow I survived for two months as a captive in Beirut CHARLES GLASS As I sit in a corner of my dim cell lacing the seeds of the little light stretching them to these lines for...
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War Graves at El Alamein
The SpectatorWhen they were little children they explored Forests dense with dangers, were pursued By beast, or giant, wielding knife or sword. And terrified they found their feet were...
BOOKS
The SpectatorThe Revenger's Tragedy Hugh Trevor-Roper SPYCATCHER by Peter Wright Viking, $19.95 P oor Mr Peter Wright, what frustration he has suffered, at least since 1964! Till then, all...
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Up the airy mountain, down the rushy glen...
The SpectatorRaymond Carr IN THE PINK by Caroline Blackwood Bloomsbury, £11.95 W hen I was taken into the Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford after a hunting accident the surgeon greeted me...
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Memoirs of a deserter
The SpectatorRoy Fuller ARGUMENT OF KINGS by Vernon Scannell Robson Books, £10.95 I n North Africa in 1943, Vernon Scan- nell, then a private in the Gordon High- landers (transferred from...
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A Dialogue between God and an Atheist
The SpectatorThick fog in the head, mucus filling the nostrils, Fumes rising, steaming: blinding the sodden brain. If only a wind, out of the sterile sky, Would empty everything, would clear...
Hitler, the gambler and dupe
The SpectatorAndrei Navrozov STALIN'S WAR by Ernst Topitsch Fourth Estate, £12.95 h e conventional Western view of events leading to the outbreak of the second world war, with Hitler as...
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Truthful but not accurate
The SpectatorDavid Wright ROSSETTI AND HIS CIRCLE by Max Beerbohm, with an introduction by N. John Hall Yale University Press, 172.95 0 utside Ford Madox Ford's It was the Nightingale —...
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Drowning in shallow water
The SpectatorFrancis King BLACKEYES by Dennis Potter Faber, £8.95 R ecently a Japanese, last seen in Kyoto, rushed up to me at the National Theatre, crying out, not in annoyance but in...
Mysterious affairs in style
The SpectatorAnita Brookner THE HOUSE OF HOSPITALITIES by Emma Tennant Viking, £10.95 H ere is something defiantly unfashion- able and supremely well carried out, a novel that is the...
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THE
The SpectatorSPECTATOR GET TO THE POINT IN 2,000 WORDS FOR BRITAIN'S SHARPEST READERS Most young writers only ever get one good break into journalism. We are offering you two. As winner...
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Looking back to the future
The SpectatorBrian Martin THE CHILD IN TIME by Ian McEwan Cape, £10.95 T he central character in The Child in Time, Stephen Lewis, sits on a government committee which is to report on the...
Time to let their hair down
The SpectatorLudovic Kennedy JUDGES by David Pannick OUP, £12.95 i s Majesty's judges', said Lord Hewart, then Lord Chief Justice, at the Lord Mayor's Banquet in 1936, 'are satis- fied with...
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Theatre
The SpectatorStand up and be counted Christopher Edwards Definitely the Bahamas (Orange Tree) Dr Kheal/A Sermon (Young Vic) The Comedians (Young Vic) h ere are in fact three short plays by...
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Cinema
The SpectatorFull Metal Jacket ('18', selected cinemas) Extreme Prejudice ('18', selected cinemas) Slaughter in Slough Hilary Mantel E ven staying at home and keeping your head down...
Opera
The SpectatorRitual sacrifice Rodney Milnes L ast Monday's premiere of Nigel Osborne's opera, commissioned by the BBC for Glyndebourne, was one of the most frustrating and infuriating...
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Arts sponsorship
The SpectatorDown to business A three-day conference organised by the Council of Europe sounds about as much fun as a weekend on the roof of a Scottish prison. When it is a shindig for 21...
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Television
The SpectatorTears for Maria Wendy Cope I f you missed the first episode of Pulaski (BBC 1) and were thinking of watching the second, don't bother. The central charac- ter is a boring...
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High life
The SpectatorShot full of holes Taki ur family doctor is not only good, he's also the nicest man I've ever met. He is known as 'El chiquito doctor' for reasons that become obvious as soon...
Low life
The SpectatorTravels with myself Jeffrey Bernard T he Lord giveth all right but he doesn't half take it away again. Last Sunday at Longchamp, drinking Victor Chandler's champagne and Rocco...
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Home life
The SpectatorUnspeakable goings on Alice Thomas Ellis mounted MFHs waving their whips outside the Coach and Horses, but the party was jolly. I wore my aggressively nylon snow- leopard...
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SPECTATOR WINE
The SpectatorCLUB Learning from the French Auberon Waugh I t is surely the best compliment one can pay the French to point out how the wine culture they developed has been tran- planted...
ORDER FORM SPECTATOR WINE CLUB
The SpectatorChateaux Wines, The Green, Olveston, Bristol, BS12 3DN Telephone: (0454) 613959 Product Price No. Value 1. C6tes du Rh6ne Domaine des Garrigues 198412 bots. £40.32 2. Chateau...
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COMPETITION
The SpectatorAd verse Jaspistos I N Competition No. 1492 you were asked for an enterprising house agent's advertisement, in verse, offering a proper- ty of any sort. There were so many...
CHESS
The SpectatorDouble trouble Raymond Keene D ouble round top-level tournaments are becoming the fashion — OHRA Brus- sels 1986 and OHRA Amsterdam 1987, Biel 1987 and now Tilburg. This...
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Solution to 826: Charming
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No. 1495: First time a Max Beerbohm, who hated going
The Spectatorfor walks, said he'd never heard a lark, and no doubt Bernard Shaw never attended a Burns Night celebration and Ronald Fir- bank never fox-hunted. You are invited to provide a...
CROSSWORD 829: Attested by Doc
The SpectatorA first prize of 120 and two further prizes of 110 (or, for UK solvers, a copy of Chambers Dictionary, value £13.95 — ring the words 'Chambers Dictionary' above) for the first...