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Borrowed time
The SpectatorH ow much better it might have been if Alistair Darling had heeded the advice of the director-general of the CBI, Richard Lambert, and kept his first budget speech to no more...
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C alifornia is not the worst place in which to be
The Spectatorstuck. In fact I love it! To view your world from a distance is interesting, hearing news slightly delayed, the anchors of life breaking until it is inevitable that your inner...
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This was the Budget of a man trapped by the terrible profligacy of his predecessor
The SpectatorI t says much about Alistair Darling’s predicament that he used his first Budget to win back a title once used to insult him — being the most boring man in British politics. His...
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I n the cut and thrust of debate, David Cameron won
The Spectatoreasily against the Chancellor in the Budget battle. He was crisp and effective. But Alistair Darling did not attempt thrust and certainly will not cut. The fact that his Budget...
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DIARY OF A NOTTING HILL NOBODY
The SpectatorBy Tamzin Lightwater MONDAY Is anyone paying attention out there? Where on earth did people get the idea that we would be offering tax cuts during our first term of office? We...
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‘They have guns’: a Sloane at large in gangsta land
The SpectatorTired of Euro-Sloane bores in Chelsea, Venetia Thompson tours the clubs of Harlesden, the UK’s ‘gun capital’, and experiences a world where a firearm is as normal a status...
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Go nuclear, but keep your hand on your wallet
The SpectatorThe government claims that the private sector will meet the costs of new nuclear plants, says Irwin Stelzer . But there is every risk that the public will end up footing the...
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A diplomat who could yet be the British Obama
The SpectatorPaul Boateng, our man in South Africa, dismisses comparisons with the American presidential contender. But Tim Walker says he has unfinished business in Westminster Cape Town I...
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A film-maker who lives in the shadow of a fatwa
The SpectatorGeert Wilders, the controversial Dutch politician, says that the Koran should be banned but his film attacking it must be seen. He makes his case to Douglas Murray D ebate about...
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The BBC White Season only shows how little Auntie has really changed
The SpectatorRod Liddle says these tokenistic programmes demonstrate that the BBC’s view of the vast majority of people in this country remains appallingly patronising. The Corporation has...
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Next time you need a doctor, go to China
The SpectatorTessa Keswick marvels at the quality of care she received in Beijing when she found herself unable to walk. Painful though it was, the acupuncture was cheap and highly effective...
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A&lobALl w�m THEODORE DALRYMPLE
The SpectatorI f you would like to see the kind of outat-elbow tweed jackets once beloved of schoolmasters before they discovered the joys of earrings and the like, and still by far my...
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Farewell, my father: the sun sets on my horizon
The SpectatorCharles Glass pays tribute to the man who was his measure in all things, and whom he thought, like all sons, would be there forever W hen the sun lowers itself into the Pacific...
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Martial virtues
The SpectatorSir: In his article about his film of the Haditha killings (‘The burden of guilt at Haditha’, 8 March), Nick Broomfield subscribes to the tired cliché that, in war, ‘everyone is...
Injurious Taki
The SpectatorSir: Do any of the editorial staff read Taki’s outpourings prior to publication? This week’s rant (High life, 8 March) about the NHS should have received closer scrutiny before...
Lost soul
The SpectatorSir: Many of your Christian readers will respond to Martin Rowson (‘I could never believe in God’, 8 March) not by trying to pick holes in his atheist ramblings, as he seems to...
E N GRAVE D STATIONERY
The Spectatorngraved – or die-stamped – printing, in which the text is printed from a copper die and raised from the paper, is the very best type of printing there is. From shops in Bond...
Personal testament
The SpectatorSir: At a recent Westminster Abbey memorial service I was invited to read a passage from the New Testament. Despite an expressed preference for the King James Authorised...
Wrong about Bea
The Spectator// Sir: I deeply regret having written in a column a fortnight ago (‘Boris’s most brilliant wheeze’, 1 March) that Bea Campbell, one of the signatories to the letter endorsing...
History lesson
The SpectatorSir: Lord Adonis says (Letters, 8 March) that ‘it doesn’t need the Conservatives to “bring the Swedish education revolution to Britain”’ because Labour reformers have already...
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My obsession with rubbish drove me to share a bath with an Arsenal-supporting teddy bear
The SpectatorE very now and again — and we have had two recent instances of the phenomenon — somebody in local or central government has a good idea for making the nation more sensible about...
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Was Sir William Joynson-Hicks hair-brained?
The SpectatorT he Letters of Lytton Strachey , which I have just been reading, are a mixed joy. Odd that a writer supposedly so fastidious in the use of words should have produced effusions...
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INVESTmENT
The SpectatorA masterclass with the adventure capitalist Jonathan Davis talks to globetrotting investment guru Jim Rogers about the bull market in commodities, China’s rise to superpower...
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Under starter’s orders
The SpectatorChristopher Fildes Forget Cheltenham. That was just a warm-up. The big meeting next week is at Newbury, and it will have everything — fierce contests and driving finishes and...
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The ultimate trophy asset for the new-money elite
The SpectatorDominic Prince says grouse shooting attracts the super-rich — and demand will keep estate prices rising G rouse shooting and grouse moors have historically been the preserve of...
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My daily fix of Markets Live
The SpectatorNeil Collins has become addicted to alphaville’s interactive forum for stock-market watchers T here are thousands of websites for anyone interested in markets. You can spend...
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Funding a path out of poverty
The SpectatorElliot Wilson explores how investors can back ventures that lend to the world’s poorest entrepreneurs P rathminda Kaur is the modern version of the Little Match Girl, only with...
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Do it yourself: the joy of SIPPs
The SpectatorIan Cowie If you think pensions are boring, how exciting do you think poverty in old age will be? I only ask because conventional attitudes to this problematic topic are not...
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In a city that has run out of cash, it’s wiser to call a neighbour than an ambulance
The SpectatorP hiladelphia got a new mayor in January and most residents couldn’t be happier. After being sworn in, Michael Nutter gave a rousing speech about all the great things he planned...
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The uneasy world between
The SpectatorPhilip Hensher O THER P EOPLE ’ S D AUGHTERS : T HE L IFE AND T IMES OF GOVERNESSES by Ruth Brandon Weidenfeld, £20, pp. 303, ISBN 9780297851134 ✆ £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429...
Violin Tide
The SpectatorAnd this is the sea, of course scrawling by moonlight in its room, not quite getting the line right where it meets the shore. The earliest hours still find me thinking of you;...
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Is it worth the worry?
The SpectatorMatthew Parris PANICOLOGY by Simon Briscoe and Hugh Aldersey-Williams Penguin/Viking, £18.99, pp. 304, ISBN 9780670917013 ✆ £15.19 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I first met...
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Love goes begging
The SpectatorDigby Durrant A P ARTISAN ’ S D AuGHTER by Louis de Bernières Harvill Secker, £16.99, pp. 212, ISBN 9781846551413 ✆ £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I was astonished by...
The county personified
The SpectatorJuliet Townsend T HE L ORD -L IEuTENANTS AND THEIR D EPuTIES by Miles Jebb Phillimore, £25, pp. 216, ISBN 9781860774515 O ne of the glories of British public life is the way in...
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The short life and hard times of a mathematical genius
The SpectatorAlexander Masters T HE I NDIAN C LERK by David Leavitt Bloomsbury, £16.99, pp. 485, ISBN 9780747581680 ✆ £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 Any proof pleases me: if I could...
No Interruptions
The SpectatorI cannot wholly decide about my father’s resolve not to speak or seek out texts or make arrangements except perhaps to the pillow and the blankets. Was it for him, or for us,...
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Always employ a slow bowler
The SpectatorDavid Crane W HAT s PORT T ELLs U s A BOUT L IFE by Ed Smith Viking, £14.99, pp. 190, ISBN 9780670917228 ✆ £11.99 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I t would be hard to imagine a...
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Princes, patriots and party-givers
The SpectatorAndro Linklater H EROES : F ROM A LEXANDER THE G REAT TO M AE W EST by Paul Johnson Weidenfeld, £20, pp. 286, ISBN 9780297851899 ✆ £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I n the...
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Modern fusion architecture
The SpectatorChristopher Ondaatje B EYOND B AWA : M ODERN M ASTERWORKS OF M ONSOON A SIA by David Robson, with photographs by Richard Powers Thames & Hudson, £39.95, pp. 224, ISBN...
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Running for shelter
The SpectatorAnthony Daniels M AD , B AD AND S AD : A H ISTORY OF W OMEN AND THE M IND D OCTORS FROM 1800 TO THE PRESENT by Lisa Appignanesi Virago, £20, pp.541, ISBN 9781844082339 ✆ £16...
No getting away from it
The SpectatorSimon Baker N OTHING TO B E F RIGHTENED O F by Julian Barnes Jonathan Cape, £16.99, pp. 250, ISBN 9780571239337 ✆ £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 S ome non-fiction books...
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Putting the jackboot in
The SpectatorCaroline Moorehead I TALY ’ S S ORROW : A Y EAR OF W AR , 1944-45 by James Holland Harper Press, £25, pp. 606, ISBN 9780007176458 ✆ £20 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 H e who...
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For the greater glory of God and man
The SpectatorRosemary Hill T HE E NGLISH C OUNTRY H OUSE C HAPEL : B UILDING A P ROTESTANT T RADITION by Annabel Ricketts Spire Books, £45, pp. 348, ISBN 9781904965053 Special offer price:...
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And the Oscar goes to . . .
The SpectatorFrederic Raphael S CENES FROM A R EVOLUTION by Mark Harris Canongate, £20, pp. 490, ISBN 9781847671028 ✆ £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T he subtitle of this account of the...
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Crossing continents
The SpectatorLloyd Evans on the trend among British authors to sell their archives to the United States P erhaps it’s greed. Or is it greed laced with betrayal? Certainly it’s unseemly. As...
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Face value
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth Pompeo Batoni 1708–1787 National Gallery, until 18 May T he first impression offered by the Batoni exhibition in the Sainsbury Wing is one of dullness. I tend...
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Shrewd survivor
The SpectatorMichael Tanner Falstaff WNO Paradise Moscow Royal Academy of Music V erdi’s last opera Falstaff is also for many people his greatest. I went to see it in Cardiff this week,...
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Teenage pain
The SpectatorDeborah Ross Water Lilies 15, Curzon Soho and key cities I did consider seeing this week’s big highconcept film, Disney’s Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds...
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Garden shorts
The SpectatorThe story of old Mrs Foster, who lived in the village where I was brought up, and who contracted lockjaw whilst cutting her raspberry canes, has remained with me since...
Parisian heights
The SpectatorCharles Spencer M rs Spencer had to spend five days in Paris during half-term observing ballet classes, so my son Edward and I tagged along too, on the strict understanding...
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Death by
The Spectatorla p top Peter Phillips T ouring the more rural college campuses in the United States with Victoria’s Requiem is a very modern challenge. To be sure, the inmates of these...
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Coward’s way
The SpectatorLloyd Evans The Vortex Apollo Plague Over England Finborough Major Barbara Olivier L ike a footballer’s wife on a shopping binge at Harrods. That’s how Felicity Kendal lashes...
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Street life
The SpectatorGiannandrea Poesio Insane in the Brain Bounce, Peacock Theatre A n upbeat, street-dance version of Romeo and Juliet , presented by Rumble, was one of the hottest tickets at...
Making history
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart I t was a fine week for nostalgic people of a certain age, like me. Rivers of Blood (BBC2, Saturday) was an excellent, and not entirely unsympathetic, filleting...
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Reality bites
The SpectatorKate Chisholm H as anyone else begun to suspect that The Archers ’ scriptwriters have been taken off Prozac? Maybe it’s something to do with the recent bad publicity about the...
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A family affair
The SpectatorTaki A round 15 years or so ago I was fast asleep late in the morning when I got an ear-splitting telephone call from Greece. It was Vicki Woods, a Telegraph writer, and she...
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Around the bend
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke I have a recurring nightmare. I’m driving or walking or cycling, I’m not sure which, up a winding, muddy country lane. At a sharp, uphill bend, I’m overwhelmed by...
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Fond farewell
The SpectatorMelissa Kite T he tuner who delivered the news could barely look me in the eye. After prodding at the keys of my piano for ten minutes he called me back from the kitchen where...
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Brown is the new black
The SpectatorNick Foulkes applies for a card which will do him credit W e read that Britain is a nation in debt; indeed debt is one of our cherished national characteristics — nothing like...
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Finding (the real) Nemo
The SpectatorGeordie Greig travels to an obscure Malaysian island to fulfil a child’s dream W here do we find Nemo, apart from on the big screen? That was our holiday quest, and the answer...
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Disaster strikes as the scales finally fall from American eyes: not all Brits are gentlemen
The SpectatorF or the past 200 years or so, Englishmen who aren’t faring too well in the home country have had the option of moving to the States. Thanks to their inferiority complex, our...
Mind your language
The SpectatorI’ve found the origin of the football cliché ‘over the moon’. Or I thought I’d found it. In a speech written in 1857 for W.E. Gladstone by Lord Lyttelton, his brotherin-law, in...
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Spectator Sport
The SpectatorT wo dismal showings by England teams in less than 24 hours make the strongest hand reach for the Paracetamol. What on earth are England playing at? Stuffed by the Scots in a...
your problemS Solved
The SpectatorDear Mary Q. Somewhat fortuitously I was recently a guest of an eminent London picture dealer in an excellent restaurant in the West End. Among the assembled were various...
Q. We have a very nice au pair staying with
The Spectatorus. As great foodies we like to buy ourselves treats — passion fruits, expensive chocolates, roasted macadamia nuts and artisan cheeses. These cost a fortune. In the past our au...
Q. Your excellent comments regarding the integrity of London’s black
The Spectatortaxi drivers (8 March) were marred by your misuse of the expression ‘the exception that proves the rule’. The black taxi rapist of recent weeks is the exception that proves the...