23 SEPTEMBER 1989

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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK

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'I assure you everything is under control'. he annual rate of inflation for August — 7.3 per cent, a fall of almost one full point on the previous month — was announced....

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'UHF

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SPECTATOR The Spectator, 56 Doughty Street, London WCIN 2LL Telephone 01-405 1706; Telex 27124; Fax 242 0603 CONSUMARXISM R evisionism in the Labour Party has, it seems, come...

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DIARY ALAN RUSBRIDGER

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M r Kelvin MacKenzie, tile editor of the Sun, is, contrary to many expectations, a rather private man who, to my know- ledge, has only given two interviews in the whole of his...

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ANOTHER VOICE

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Two different ways for society to crack up AUBERON WAUGH I n parts of Tottenham, I was told last week, no whites and very few blacks go out after dark. No doubt the same...

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EUROPE'S UNHOLY GODFATHERS

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The European idea is not necessarily liberal. Noel Malcolm investigates the shadier branches of its family tree AS WITH war and the generals, the history of the 'European'...

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POLISH WONDERS

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Timothy Garton Ash on Poland's amazing new government TWO wonders happened in Poland over the last month: a great and a small. The great wonder is that the country acquired a...

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OPERATION RESCUE

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Ambrose Evans-Pritchard looks at the tactics of 'pro-life' guerrillas in America — and their opponents in the media New York MY squadron assembled furtively before dawn in a...

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HAVING A HIGH OLD TIME

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Con Coughlin explains why Colombian authorities have taken so long to tackle the drugs cartels Medellin IS there something about mountains that gets people high on drugs?...

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THE ROCKY ROAD TO ROME

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Damian Thompson previews the Archbishop of Canterbury's difficult meeting with the Pope AS THE bronze doors of the Vatican swing open to admit him on 29 September, the...

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SEEING A WOMAN WITH TUSKS

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Paul Webb on the strange life and imagination of Wilkie Collins, who died 100 years ago THIS week marks the centenary of the death of William Wilkie Collins, an im- mensely...

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THE SUITS

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Michael Heath

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BLAND LEADING THE BLAND

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The press: Paul Johnson looks at the pros and cons of the new Sunday PRODUCING an entirely new paper from scratch, with two main sections totalling 64 pages, plus a 72-page...

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House warning

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THROUGH my post comes a photograph of post-industrial Britain — a disused warehouse reflected in an empty water- way. All it lacks is a dog floating upside down. This dismal...

Darwin's law?

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FRAMLINGTON is the unit trust com- pany which looked after the savings of 100,000 people and a year and a half ago was sold over their heads. Now events are justifying the...

CITY AND SUBURBAN

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Hello, Mr Hashimoto, welcome to Washington — we have something you want CHRISTOPHER FILDES h e Chancellor and I are off to Washington for our annual hooley. It is arranged...

Bat and bulb

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THE bid for BAT has produced what I hope is a new lightbulb story. I like the genre, as in: how many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, but the lightbulb...

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LETTERS

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Ignorant architects Sir: Your Diary and Gavin Stamp's review of the Vision of Britain exhibition (16 September) oppose the shrill views of Mr Hutchinson to the more moderate...

The late earl

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Sir: My name has been removed from many mail order lists by the simple expe- dient of returning all junk (and crank) mail bearing the cypher franked in black, 'De- ceased:...

Casting spells

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Sir: Like Michael Trend I spend many happy hours letting my word processor run riot through lists of proper names. I think his computer and mine should meet, as they appear to...

Hunting errors

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Sir: Having just read Angela Huth's Diary (26 August) rightly criticising the careless- ness of film and television producers in relation to settings and clothes, I would point...

Synaesthesia

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Sir: Regarding Tom Pilkington's letter (16 September) I think he will find that there are many others who see the days of the week in colour. Back in 1971 when I was studying...

A DICTIONARY OF CANT

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KEY PERSONNEL. Tired men with plastic briefcases. RESPECTED ELDER STATESMAN. Yesterday's nearly-man. Nigel Burke

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THE DREADFUL FATE OF SMETHWICK TWO

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Colin Welch recalls the richly idiosyncratic chaos of his appalling prep school He drove with fero- cious panache a bull-nosed Morris tourer with many essential parts...

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SCENES FROM SCIENCE

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Women in science THE Science and Engineering Founda- tion Sector Studies Group of the National Science Foundation in Washington, DC, studying the number of science doctorates...

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AUTUMN BOOKS

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Alarums and the man Bevis Hillier BERNARD SHAW: VOLUME II 1898-1918 THE PURSUIT OF POWER by Michael Holroyd Chatto &Windus, £18, pp.422 0 ne of the few aspects of Shaw's...

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All Best

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I go with the grain of foreign courtesies By writing, to somebody met only twice, I remain, your impassioned eternal lover Or My soul is yours each minute of night and day....

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Here comes Meddlesome Mattie

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Anthony Howard FROM SHORE TO SHORE: THE TOUR DIARIES OF EARL MOUNTBA 1 - IEN OF BURMA 1953 - 1979 edited by Philip Ziegler Collins, £18, pp.388 W th the publication of this...

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Gobble and chirp of an odd couple

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Frances Partridge LYDIA AND MAYNARD: LETTERS BETWEEN LYDIA LOPOKOVA AND MAYNARD KEYNES edited by Polly Hill and Richard Keynes Deutsch, £17.95, pp.367 J ust as handwriting...

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Restoring the gaiety

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Lucy Hughes-Hallett A LIFE OF J. R. ACKERLEY by Peter Parker eople ought to be upset,' wrote J. R. Ackerley. `Life is so important and, in its workings, so upsetting that...

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Where war came dropping right on time

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Patrick Leigh Fermor CRETE 1941 EYEWITNESSED by Costas Hadjipateras and Maria Fafalios, Evstathiadis Group, £5, pp.320 T he appearance of this book, 50 years after the...

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Lonely in a crowd

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Norman Stone THE TORCH TN MY EAR by Elias Canetti, translated by Joachim Neugroschel Deutsch, £13,95, pp.372 V ienna is the loneliest and most de- pressing city in Europe....

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A thin plot in a fat sandwich

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Francis King LONDON FIELDS by Martin Amis Cape, £12.95, pp. 470 M y fellow contributor Nigel Burke has never, as far as I recall, included the word 'many-layered', at present...

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Our first ambassador in India

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J. Enoch Powell SIR THOMAS ROE 1581-1644, A LIFE by Michael Strachan Michael Russell, £19.95, pp.340 STORY OF MY LIFE by P. Meadows Taylor Pluto Press, £9.95, pp.47I 0 ne of...

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Waving not shrinking

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Harold Acton VIOLET TO VITA: THE LETTERS OF VIOLET TREFUSIS TO VITA SACKVILLE-WEST edited by Mitchell A. Leaska and John Phillips Methuen, £16.99, pp. 303 B urn this!...

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What makes Sammy run?

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Andro Linklater GOLDWYN by A. Scott Berg Hamish Hamilton, £16.95, pp.582 E xcept for her eye-catching name, the life of Mania Gelbfisz was obscure but — and this is worth...

Remembrance

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Nothing deliberate. Still, ten years should see The ties of the dead to the living grow less tight. That lonely grave a thousand miles away. Who now can talk my chilling worries...

The Lonely Pass

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The sun was setting as I struggled Up here to the Lonely Pass Where, for a grip between bare rock, Stunt trees and ragged grass Struggle with the same dry fierceness As, between...

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Being rough with the smooth

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Alan Watkins PALACE OF VARIETIES by Julian Critchley John Murray, £13.95, pp.152 J ournalists have always appeared quite high in the occupational groupings of Members of...

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ARTS

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Opera Rum goings-on Rodney Milnes h ere are some pretty rum things going on at the Coliseum, and not all of them on stage. Leaving aside for the moment the ENO's demeaning...

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Architecture

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Purist with a human touch Zelig Michaels F ew cities have had as many prophets without honour as Vienna. But the Au- strian capital has long made a habit of reclaiming the...

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Exhibitions 1

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Christopher Couch (Marlborough Fine Art, till 14 October) Karl Weschke (Redfern Gallery, till 5 October) The Lost Idyll: Sculpture and Carving by Members of the Guild of St...

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M usi c

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Bach betrayed Robin Holloway E ighty-two down, 116 to go; I am slowly fulfilling a long-held wish to listen to all the church cantatas of J. S. Bach. When I first began to...

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Exhibitions 2

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Fires: Hughie O'Donoghue (Fabian Carlsson, till 28 October) The fires prevail Alistair Hicks W e now live in a time when really Whatever you do nobody is going to be...

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Gardens

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Glittering prizes Ursula Buchan A fter more than 15 years, I can still recall the shame and disappointment of being the only girl to leave school without a prize — not even...

Christopher Edwards, Hilary Mantel and Wendy Cope will be back

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next week.

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Television

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Worst of both worlds John Diamond I 've just spent the mayoral election week locked with a television set in a New York hotel room (in the next room to Jesse Jackson, as it...

High life

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Flight maiden Taki T New York he very first time I flew from the Big Olive to the Big Bagel was in 1948 and I was 11 years old. The trip took the better part of two days, with...

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New life

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Out of this world Zenga Longmore B ecause it was raining rather heavily earlier on in the week, I dived into number 27 instead of visiting the clinic. Claudette was busy...

Low life

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Break a leg Jeffrey Bernard T his coming Tuesday is crunch-time: the opening night of the play in Brighton. Since I have not seen anything of the rehearsals I am a little...

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Imperative cooking: prepare to shoulder arms I z • •

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. • hl 1014 L egi n hl 1014 L egi n THE small minority of Britons who shop and cook with discernment and effort have not, up to today, been oppressed by the ignorant and...

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CHESS

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Gentlemen of Japan Raymond Keene L ast week I was surprised to learn that the first game of the World Go Cham- pionship, sponsored by the top Tokyo paper, Asahi Shimbun, was...

COMPETITION

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Speaking likeness Torn Castro I n Competition No. 1592 you were in- vited to reveal what some famous painting would say if it could speak. Not surprisingly, although many of...

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CROSSWORD

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A first prize of 120 and two further prizes of £10 (or, for UK solvers, a copy of Chambers English Dictionary — ring the word 'Dictionary') for the first three correct...

No. 1595: Dead, stolen or strayed

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When Germaine Greer recently wrote about the loss of her parrot, someone in a letters column asked, 'Have we no modern Catullus who could console her by immor- talising this...

Solution to 924: Turncoats Circuit lights (from radials 3, 9,

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12 — a rat compound — 19, 28, 37) are rodents. Inner circuit: APOSTATISE. Winners: J. Light, Weybridge (£20); Thomas East, Pinner, Middx; Sue Brownlie, Berinsfield, Oxon....