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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorM r Eddie George, the Governor of the Bank of England, said that he was no longer pressing Mr Kenneth Clarke, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, to raise inter- est rates. At the...
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POLITICS
The SpectatorWhy shouldn't we pay a fiver for accidentally summoning an ambulance? It's politics, stupid BORIS JOHNSON I t was no one's fault. But somehow mat- ters became a little out of...
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DIARY
The SpectatorRICHARD LITTLEJOHN M ost people tuning in to The Last Night of the Proms on BBC 1, I would imag- ine, had never heard of Sir Harrison Birtwistle. The inclusion of his work for...
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ANOTHER VOICE
The SpectatorShow your Gold Card to prove that you are a full member of the species Homo sapiens CHARLES MOORE L ast week the Daily Mail ran a pair of articles on the same day jointly...
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FULL OF EASTERN MENACE
The SpectatorAnne Applebaum foretells the consequences of American messianism and Chinese intransigence: a new Cold War Beijing IMAGINE JAPAN with a billion people. Even worse, imagine...
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Wiff of the week
The SpectatorMr George Walter BADLEY, of The Old Hall Nursing Home, Northorpe Lane, Halton Holgate, Spilsby, Lincs., formerly of Welham House, Hundleby Road, Spilsby, who died on 11 December...
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WORLD LEADERS IN MUTILATION
The SpectatorJohn Simpson explains why the British Government is blocking international efforts to ban anti personnel mines Salzburg THERE SHOULD, I remember thinking, be a special hell...
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WHOSE MONEY IS IT ANYWAY?
The SpectatorJohn Laughland argues that the Thatcherites' opposition to European monetary union is vitiated by a fatal flaw OLD CANARDS never die; even when they seem to have been...
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ULSTER: WHERE DERRIDA MEETS ORWELL
The SpectatorJenny McCartney supplies a glossary for the Northern Ireland peace process' Belfast LIKE A stagnant pond, motionless to the naked eye, the stalemate in the Northern Ireland...
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If symptoms
The Spectatorpersist.. . I HAVE just returned from the fourth World Conference of Women in Peking, where I was poisoned by piety. It was a great relief to get back to my ward, where people...
THE DEATH OF POLITICS
The SpectatorRobin Harris asks what is the point of party conferences when the Labour and Tory leaders both despise political ideas THE LUDICROUS interlude of the Lib- eral Party...
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Mind your language
The Spectator`GOD HELP anyone subjected to a peace process,' said my husband sud- denly the other day, looking up from his breakfast newspaper. 'The Bosnians have had it for four years, now...
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Fifty years ago
The SpectatorBy Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept. By Elizabeth Smart. (Edi- tions Poetry London. Nicholson and Watson. 6s.) It would perhaps be easy to criticise this book â and...
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`GOT ANY IDEAS?
The SpectatorCALL THIS NUMBER' Reginald Potterton reveals how American companies fleece British inventors. He knows. He did it Florida I AM, or was, a crook. My field was the inventions...
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AND ANOTHER THING
The SpectatorWhere civic commonsense is bliss, 'tis folly to be Wise PAUL JOHNSON M y heart goes out to Tony Blair in his battle to rescue Labour from its Nean- derthals. There are still...
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CITY AND SUBURBAN
The SpectatorWith cat-like tread, the men from the ministry come back to call on Lord Archer CHRISTOPHER FILDES I t is no pleasure to be questioned by the Department of Trade and...
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Sir: May I⢠draw your readers' attention to a recent
The Spectatoreuphemism for abortion used by Miss Polly Toynbee on Channel 4 televi- sion? Miss Toynbee's phrase was 'not carry- ing on with the pregnancy'. Note how this phrase â unlike...
Sir: I have been meaning to write to con- gratulate
The Spectatorand to thank you for writing 'All you need is life' (17 June). My brothers were born with Down's syndrome in the 1940s. One is now 51; the other died in his 20s. I am deeply...
The babykillers
The SpectatorSir: Anne Applebaum's comments on the UN women's conference in Beijing were, for the most part, welcome and wise (Feminism: the final form of western Imperi- alism', 9...
LETTERS Civil Waugh
The SpectatorSir: It puzzles me that Auberon Waugh finds nothing to admire in the work of Gilbert and George (Another voice, 16 September). I often think that their art is exactly like his...
Burnside broadside
The SpectatorSir: The content and innuendo of Kevin Myers's article (What you see is what you get', 16 September) on the 'tribal' charac- teristics of a number of Ulster Unionists, including...
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Please note
The SpectatorSir: Nigel Nicolson is very censorious about the display of antiquities in the Ashmolean Museum (Long life, 2 September). Had he read the numerous notices in the galleries and...
Those were the days
The SpectatorSir: I suspect you published Ms Bose's provocative piece (`Enough guilt for every- one', 19 August) in order to attract some nice rotten eggs from your readers. To equate...
A doctor writes
The SpectatorSir: I am a retired surgeon. John Studd's letter (26 August) reminds me of a dilem- ma that faces the operator occasionally, one with which your readers may not be familiar. You...
Eight-legged egghead
The SpectatorSir: 'Do octopuses have souls?' Simon Jenkins asked, while failing to spear his din- ner on the Mediterranean sea-bed (Centre point, 9 September). Hard to say, but what they do...
Inveterate letter-writer
The SpectatorSir: May I be allowed to reply to Michael Sissons' apoplectic attack upon myself and others (The wrongs of animal rights', 2 September)? If he believes that the current...
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CENTRE POINT
The SpectatorThe Bloomsbury group's one bankable, collective asset: sex s MON JENKINS H ere, at last, is the big one. In London next week a film opens with the pithy title of Carrington....
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AUTUMN BOOKS
The SpectatorWe are all cousins Anthony Gottlieb DARWIN'S DANGEROUS IDEA: EVOLUTION AND THE MEANINGS OF LIFE by Daniel C. Dennett Allen Lane, £25, pp. 586 I t is an old story worth...
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Enthusiasm moves the world
The SpectatorCharles Moore BLAKE by Peter Ackroyd Sinclair-Stevenson, £20, pp. 399 I n any biography of a neglected genius, the people who come off worst are those of the man's...
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Getting and spending
The SpectatorClaus von Mow PAINFULLY RICH: J. PAUL GETTY AND HIS HEIRS by John Pearson Macmillan, £17.50, pp. 309 T he late J. Paul Getty, the principal subject of this book, liked a good...
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The professor and the flower
The SpectatorJane Gardam THE BLUE FLOWER by Penelope Fitzgerald Flamingo, £14.99, pp. 225 'Novels arise out of the shortcomings of history' is the epigraph by Fritz von Hardenberg of this...
The stranger after the funeral
The SpectatorIsabel Colegate HIDDEN LIVES: A FAMILY MEMOIR by Margaret Forster Viking, £16, pp. 308 G uth is a common legacy of parents. We remember their last sad years and for- get the...
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A Call
The Spectator`Hold on,' she said, 'I'll just run out and get him. The weather here's so good, he took the chance To do a bit of weeding.' So I saw him Down on his hands and knees beside the...
Twisting the knife away
The SpectatorPenelope Lively YESTERDAY IN THE BACK LANE by Bernice Rubens Little, Brown, £15.99, pp 247 A s an admirer of resounding opening sentences I warmed at once to this: 'My name is...
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One great moment, one great line
The SpectatorNorman Stone LIFE SENTENCE by Hartley Shawcross Constable, £20, pp. 346 N ostalgia for the Fifties is in order. You could rent a flat in Hampstead for £3 per week, the...
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Alternative comedy, unfortunately
The SpectatorMichael Bywater GRANTCHESTER GRIND by Tom Sharpe Deutsch, Secker & Warburg, £14.99, pp. 342 M any years have gone by since Tom Sharpe's last book. There have been rumours,...
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Two faces at once
The SpectatorJohn Fowles THE PRESTIGE by Christopher Priest Touchstone, £15.99, pp. 404 T he literary world has grown so clever that to call a novel a good yarn would evoke distaste at...
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Putting in the bits he left out
The SpectatorWillis Hall STREETS AHEAD by Keith Waterhouse Hodder, £16.99, pp. 247 A nyone must needs be barking mad that could imagine I might risk jeopardis- ing a writing partnership...
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Loyal to several faults
The SpectatorCraig Brown TWO LIVES: THE POLITICAL AND BUSINESS CAREER OF EDWARD DU CANN by Edward du Cann Images Publishing, £17.95, pp. 288 T he name of Sir Edward du Cann tends to pop...
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The play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of
The Spectator. . . Harry Mount MORALITY PLAY by Barry Unsworth Hamish Hamilton, £14.99, pp. 192 T he greatest problem of the novel set in the past is to get the conversation right. Do...
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The dominion of the family
The SpectatorHilary Mantel O ne of the first difficulties in writing about Ivy Compton-Burnett is how to refer to her â how to deal with a name which breaks the rhythm of any sentence,...
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ARTS
The SpectatorM us ic Let's hear it for Harrison Robin Holloway acclaims Birtwistle's primeval inspiration T he closing span of this year's Centenni- al Proms has been distinguished by pre-...
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Theatre
The SpectatorThe Letter (Lyric, Hammersmith) The Glass Menagerie (Donmar Warehouse) Suspiciously well-timed Sheridan Morley S omerset Maugham's The Letter is probably now best known (if...
Opera
The SpectatorArianna (Royal Opera House) Carmen (London Coliseum) Waiting for Bacchus Rupert Christiansen T wo hours ten minutes in a theatre with- out an interval, as Charles Duff's...
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Cinema
The SpectatorApollo (`13', selected cinemas) Skewering the moment Mark Steyn I can dimly recall watching the progress of NASA's ill-fated 1970 moonshot on TV â or, at least, I dimly...
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Television
The SpectatorToo many aliens Ian Hislop S unday evening is already compulsory viewing because of the consistently excel- lent The Death of Yugoslavia (BBC2, 9.10 p.m.). But for those who...
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Not motoring
The SpectatorSleeping around Gavin Stamp C ars represent individual freedom while trains and buses are socialist and collectivist. That, at least, is what purports to be the thinking...
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High life
The SpectatorThanks Air Engiadina Taki A though it is out of season, Gstaad has never been more pleasant. The weather has improved, the towelheads have gone back to eating their dates in...
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Low life
The SpectatorMissionary services Jeffrey Bernard T he sum total of trivialities that go to make up my life as it is at the moment don't fill me with self-pity; I have learnt to revel in...
Half life
The SpectatorBlackhead humour Carole Morin S tupidity is a powerful weapon. It's not the mobile phones that make me want to commit suicide, it's the conversations you're forced to listen...
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Long life
The SpectatorHeirs to The Land Nigel Nicolson T he Peking manifesto on women's rights insisted that sisters should benefit with their brothers from whatever their parents bequeath to them,...
BRIDGE
The SpectatorCan you count? Andrew Robson THE GREATEST breakthrough to one's bridge is acquiring the ability to count and thus to reconstruct the hidden hands. I rec- ommend short cuts:...
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EVERY WEEK restaurants open. Not all do well, and even
The Spectatorthose which do well enough often never really emerge from obscurity. I don't know quite what it is that makes certain restaurants become talked about, become not merely places...
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CHESS
The SpectatorCunctator Raymond Keene THE FIRST SIX GAMES of the KasparovâAnand World Championship match in New York have ended in draws. Many experts before the match predicted that...
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The SpectatorURA 11/ 11%411 , 11111(111(N.N111(1 COMPETITION BUFT Jaspistos IN COMPETITION NO. 1899 you were invited to supply an item from a gossip col- umn exemplifying the acronym...
CROSSWORD
The SpectatorA first prize of £25 and a bottle of Graham's Late Bottled Vintage 1988 Port for the first correct solution opened on 9 October, with two runners-up prizes of £15 (or, for UK...
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SPECTATOR SPORT
The SpectatorMagic moments Simon Barnes HOW LESS than extraordinary, I thought, ripping the Jiffy bag open over the Lavazza: a book. In the Zone, read the title, unamaz- ingly enough. But...
YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED
The SpectatorDear Mary.. . Q. A neighbour of mine in the country is having a dance in a few weeks' time and I have offered to have a number of people to stay. My eldest son has informed me...