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M r Gordon Brown, the
The SpectatorChancellor of the Exchequer, juggled his black hole and his Golden Rule in a pre-Budget statement. Mr Oliver Letwin, the shadow Chancellor, said he would 'expect' the Tories to...
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Blunkett's kiss and tell
The SpectatorT , here is no prize for predicting the two least exciting political events of 2005: the publication of Sir Alan Budd's inquiry into David Blunkett's alleged 'fasttracking' of...
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A charming retired lady doctor of my acquaintance buttonholes me whenever
The SpectatorI run into her in London. She knows I write for The Spectator and she is convinced that this Diary page is an irritating spoof. 'It's just not possible that those people, like...
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Politicians and journalists are in a conspiracy against the public
The SpectatorT he universal predicament which confronts the western world at the start of the 21st century concerns the breakdown of boundaries. Philosophers blur the distinction between...
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0 n the whole, one sympathises with those sections of
The Spectatorthe media that do not rush to reveal the sex lives of public figures, rather than the tabloids which bellow about the public's 'right to know'. But there does come a point when...
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Mandy: wanted for questioning
The SpectatorRod Liddle reveals that the South African police want to talk to Peter Mandelson about the attempted coup in Equatorial Guinea A s political scandals go, it may be less...
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Gordon's Swedish model
The SpectatorNick Herbert says the real reason to be frightened of Labour is that it is the party of big, expensive and intrusive government A fter watching the Queen's Speech last week, I...
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Globophobia
The SpectatorA weekly survey of world restrictions on freedom and free trade A loftily named environmental pressure group called the Food Commission has been upset by the sale of bottled...
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Backing the bad guy
The SpectatorNeil Barnett on the mood of angry defiance in Ukraine's Yanukovich-supporting east Donetsk T he sleeper train from Kiev to Donetsk in eastern Ukraine offers more than mere...
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Ulster is all right
The SpectatorLeo McKinstry says that a deal between Ian Paisley and Gerry Adams should be welcomed S itting in a south Belfast restaurant on a crisp autumn afternoon a couple of weeks ago,...
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The hounds of heaven
The SpectatorMartin Vander Weyer joins the Ampleforth Beagles for a blameless day of good company and brisk exercise I took up beagling not as a political gesture but because my dog died....
THEODORE DALRYMPLE
The SpectatorOccasionally I walk home from the prison. Usually I take a taxi. Very rarely indeed do I drive; I don't much care for parking within a mile radius of an establishment from which...
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MY FIRST KRUG
The Spectatorby Sir Trevor Nunn My wife Imogen gave birth to our first child in 1991. Ellie arrived over many hours during the night of 6th April 1991. I telephoned as many family and...
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MARTELL Christmas arrives earlier every year, to the despair of
The Spectatorany CADDAD sufferer such as me. Christmas Affected Doom, Depression And Despondeney, to give the syndrome its full nomenclature, is a terrible ailment which usually strikes in...
What a shower!
The SpectatorRachel Johnson on how the nation can be spared more Diana Memorial Fountain misery 1 t was a perfect London autumn day. In Hyde Park the leaves were turning fiery gold, the tang...
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Ancient & modern
The SpectatorIt has been reported that a cancer patient has had an ovary transplanted into her left arm, and that despite its unusual location it is said to be functioning normally. It is...
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Why the nuns sacked me
The SpectatorThe Tories propose 'turnaround' schools for unruly youngsters. Mary Kenny recalls what it is like to be an unruly youngster — and to be expelled F orty years on, I still can't...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorA reader tells me that he had always thought 'one-horse town' must have derived from a 1940s film script in which John Wayne pushes open the swing doors of a saloon, gets his...
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Verbal music in London's most magical drawing-room
The SpectatorA n experience I would on no account have missed took place the other evening in Albemarle Street, the London home for over two centuries of the great publishing house of John...
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There's no smoking gun in this case. It's just one damn thing after another
The Spectator1 n scene 9 of William Congreve's The Way of the World, amid a fiendish tangle of desire, deception and general waywardness (Sir Wilfull Witwoud: 'Ahey! Wenches? Where are the...
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The who, what, where, when of the Blunkett-Quinn business
The SpectatorIv ho is more in the wrong, David Blunkett or Kimberly Quinn? Everyone has a view. Let me tell the story. I have deliberately chosen not to talk to Kimberly Quinn, who is...
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Reading the runes on the rouble's rim they say 'In Gold We Trust'
The SpectatorF , or my birthday, I have been given a gold rouble. It's the thought that matters, of course — but which would you say was worth more: the rouble, or the gold? The promise to...
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A policeman's lot
The SpectatorFrom Garth Lawrence Sir: As a police constable with 15 years of service I laughed aloud at Nicky SamengoTurner's account of his ordeal at the hands of the Metropolitan Police...
Respect
The SpectatorFrom Prue Leith Sir: As one in the thick of education and training I'd agree with a lot of what Roger Scruton says (Know your place', 27 November), and only add that most...
Knowledge moves on
The SpectatorFrom Jonathan Osborne Sir: As amusing as your article Dumbing down: the proof' (27 November) may be, it panders to prejudice and undermines its own argument. All this 1898 test...
The quality of mercy
The SpectatorFrom Malcolm Knott Sir: Why does Trevor Grove JP (Diary, 27 November) feel obliged to impose a sentence which 'sticks in the throat a hit'? If he takes the view that prosecuting...
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No expert on South Africa
The SpectatorFrom RW. Johnson Sir: Reading Ronald Segal's review of my South Africa: the First Man, the Last Nation (Books, 13 November) caused me to think back to 1993-94, when I was...
How fish feel
The SpectatorFrom Stephen Grieve Sir: I suspect that Geoffrey Wheatcroft is unscientific in saying that only an ethical imbecile could 'pretend' that there is no moral difference between...
Rogue mail
The SpectatorFrom John C. Gardner Sir: I can add my little bit of misery to the article by Edward Chancellor (Hate mail', 27 November). My wife and I moved from St Andrews to Oxfordshire in...
Mock me at your peril
The Spectatorhorn Grey , Cowrie Sir: The otherwise admirable Roger Lewis (Christmas Books, 27 November) should take care, as I write this from a house re-roofed, insulated and improved by...
An ousted PM
The SpectatorFrom Ian Cochrane Sir: Danny Kruger (Diary, 20 November) states that as far as he knows 'no prime minister has ever lost his seat while in office'. Prime Minister J.C. Smuts...
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A man of many dressing-gowns
The SpectatorSam Leith THE NEW ANNOTATED SHERLOCK HOLMES edited by Leslie S. Klinger Norton, 2 volumes, £35, pp. 1,280, ISBN 0393059162 I f you find yourself lingering on the pavement...
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Changing history with a tenpenny knife
The SpectatorJane Gardam THE ASSASSIN by Ronald Blythe Black Dog Books, Tel: 01603 623 771, £16.95, pp. 276, ISBN 0952883996 T his is a strange and wonderful novel that deserves the most...
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Renaissance man in all his richness
The SpectatorDavid Ekserdjian LEONARDO DA VINCI: THE FLIGHTS OF THE MIND by Charles Nicholl Allen Lane, £25, pp. 502, ISBN 0713994932 t £23 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 LEONARDO by Martin...
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Bamboozling the opposition
The SpectatorNoble Frankland THE DECEIVERS by Thaddeus Holt Kidenfeld, £30, pp. 1,148, ISBN 0297848046 it £26 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 T his book, like so much of the modern western...
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Disguise that hides a hard punch
The SpectatorLloyd Evans AFTERBURNER by Peter Porter Picador, £8.99, pp. 77, ISBN 0330434365 I t is 50 years since Peter Porter arrived in `rain-veiled Tilbury' from his native Australia....
Cleansing the stables of language
The SpectatorJonathan Keates LOST FOR WORDS by John Humphrys Hodder, £14.99, pp. 334, ISBN 034083658X £12.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 D uring the mid-17th century the idea gained...
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Shot from an idealist's angle
The SpectatorRob White THE STORY OF FILM by Mark Cousins Pavilion, £25, pp. 512, ISBN1862055742 . £23 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 question posed early on in ... p . Mark Cousins's...
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How and why did he do it?
The SpectatorVictor Sebestyen ABRAMOVICH by Dominic Midgley and Chris Hutchins HarperCollins, £18.99, pp. 337, ISBN 0007189834 (?) 06.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 T he true genius of...
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The very model of a modern duke
The SpectatorJohn JoIliffe MILES by Gerard Noel Michael Russell, £15.95, pp.176, ISBN 0859552896 M iles Fitzalan-Howard was one of eight children of a fairly distant cousin of the previous...
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Belonging and not belonging
The SpectatorCarole Angier THE NIGHTMARE AND THE NOBLE DREAM: A LIFE OF H. L. A. HART by Nicola Lacey OUP, £25, pp. 422, ISBN 0199274975 , r) £23 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 N icola...
Recent gardening books
The SpectatorMary Keen T he late Paul Getty has left gardeners a surprising legacy. Gardens of the Roman World by Patrick Bowe was published in America last year by Getty publications and...
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Fighting the 'good' fight
The SpectatorBrendan O'Neill AL-QAIDA'S JIHAD IN EUROPE: THE AFGHAN-BOSNIAN NETWORK by Evan F. Kohlmann Berg, £15, pp. 239, ISBN 1859738079 02.99 (plus /2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 m illions,...
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A puzzle without a solution
The SpectatorRay Monk OPPENHEIMER: PORTRAIT OF AN ENIGMA by Jeremy Bernstein Duckworth, £16.99, pp. 223, ISBN 0715633309 47) £14.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 J eremy Bernstein is...
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Seeing off six monarchs
The SpectatorAndrew Barrow TIMOTHY THE TORTOISE: THE REMARKABLE STORY OF THE NATION'S OLDEST PET by Rory Knight Bruce Orion, £9.99, pp. 162, ISBN 0752868721 T his beguiling little book,...
Loser takes most
The SpectatorPatrick Skene Catling THE SHY PORNOGRAPHER by Peter Kinsley Amherst, £16.99, pp. 192, ISBN 1903637236 0 frabjous day! Here is a comic novel that is really funny, with funny...
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Goui and phooey
The SpectatorJames Fleming THE REMARKABLE BAOBAB by Thomas Pakenham Weidenfeld, £12.99, pp. 144, ISBN 0297843737 it £11.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 THE HERITAGE TREES OF BRITAIN AND...
The nature of the beast
The SpectatorRaymond Carr STALIN by Robert Service Macmillan, £25, pp. 714, ISBN 0333726278 (C , £23 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 R obert Service has set himself a formidable task. He has...
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Sound effects
The SpectatorHenrietta Bredin on how music can add another dimension to drama T here is a long tradition of music to accompany drama. Shakespeare's plays, for example, would not only have...
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Master of invention
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth William Nicholson (1872-1949): British Painter and Printmaker Royal Academy, until 23 January 2005 T he very fact that this exhibition's subtitle has to...
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Last pearl
The SpectatorLaura Gascoigne James Fitton RA: A Very English Painter Crane Kalman Gallery, until 15 January In the official account of British 20th century art, the big names belong to the...
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Virtuous living
The SpectatorSeamus Sweeney A German Dream: Masterpieces of Romanticism from the Nationalgalerie Berlin National Gallery °prelatic!, Dublin, until 30 January 2005 penguin Classics uses...
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Moor Pride
The SpectatorRussell Chamberlin T heprovince of Extremadura is as different from the brochure-bright picture of tourist Spain as it is possible to be. Stretched along the Portuguese...
Irish tale
The SpectatorSheridan Morley I t must have been some time in 1967: I was fresh (well, freshish) out of Oxford and had, rather to my amazement, been invited by Sir Noel Coward to write his...
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Raising the spirits
The SpectatorLloyd Evans Blithe Spirit S'at The Earthly Paradise Almeida T humping great crowds at the Savoy. The Peter Hall Company's production of Blithe Spirit is exactly what Noel...
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Horses for courses
The SpectatorPeter Phillips I wonder how many people are in my position, wanting the BBC to be seen to represent their own special interest, quick to belabour the authorities with their...
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Raw Passion
The SpectatorCharles Spencer O ne of the more infallible ways of annoying Mrs Spencer is to conduct a conversation about the pleasures of pop music in her presence. She refuses to see merit...
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Problem Piece
The SpectatorMichael Tanner La Rondine Royal Opera House Semele Coliseum T ike many artists, Puccini seems happi..1—iest when creating beings whom he can proceed to subject to torture,...
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Behaving badly
The SpectatorMark Amory The Merchant of Venice PG, selected cinemas ?There has never been a film of The 1 Merchant of Venice before. This is not surprising, Different Shakespeare plays...
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Beyond the call of duty
The SpectatorMichael Vestey Vortunately, I have never fought in a war or served with the armed forces. I can't say I regret this as I am by no means certain I would have been any good al...
Who dares wins
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart r , o programmes this week made the ase that popular music has taken over the tradition of the great classical composers. In Howard Goodall's Twentieth Century...
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Pressure points
The SpectatorRobin Oakley C ricketer and racing fan Keith Miller, who died recently, had flown Mosquitoes over Germany during the war and it gave him a perspective. 'When athletes these...
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Grubby but great
The SpectatorTalu rr here they were, two new books side by side, my welcoming presents. Paul Johnson's delightful childhood memoir next to Alistair Home's Friend or Foe, his Anglo-Saxon...
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See how they fly .
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke M y Mum thinks nothing of poisoning animals. 'How can you, as a bornagain Christian, justify poisoning God's creatures?' I ask her, sanctimoniously, as she...
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Speed eating
The SpectatorPetroneIla Wyatt New York T hanksgiving is a bigger marathon than 1 Christmas. Maybe because the holiday lasts only four days instead of 12. Thus Americans feel obliged to...
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if to Ubon, sister restaurant to the famed Japanese fusion
The Spectatorestablishment Nobu, which is Nobu spelled backwards. No one had to point that out to me, by the way. I spotted it all by myself, which I think proves what I have said all along:...
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The Alex-Arsene show
The SpectatorFRANK KEATING / fancy football's most satisfying kick of the year has not been any particular jingo-jangle or hype-hype hooray on the pitch itself, but the cold-eyed...
Q. At 50, I was entitled to retirement which left
The Spectatorme free to start an easier career and I got ajob as a driver/valet to a young Saudi Arabian who owns a racing stud.! enjoy the work and we get on well. As is correct, I call him...
Q. My wife and I have been invited to a
The Spectatorreeling party. 1 am of wholly English extraction but my wife is a Scot. Is it appropriate for me to wear a kilt of her tartan or would that be a fearful gaffe? C.C., by email...
Q. Perhaps I can assist from the North of England
The Spectatorwith his little Australian 'problem' (20 November). As someone whose legal career has spanned both Australian immigration and criminal law (yes, they are discrete areas of law),...