13 MAY 1960, page 12

John Bull's Schooldays

Forgotten in Tranquillity By MALCOLM MUGGERIDGE rT" HE first school I went to was kept by a Miss Monday. It was round the corner from where I lived, and in a semi-detached......

The Umpire

By KENNETH GREGORY Mr. Southcott inadvertently allowed, for the first time during his innings, a ball to strike his person. 'Out!' shrieked the venerable umpire before anyone......