13 SEPTEMBER 1986, page 40

Low Life

Pot- Jeffrey Bernard A detective I know fixed it for me to have a guided tour of the Black Museum in New Scotland Yard this week after I had casually mentioned to him that I am......

High Life

Some frank revelations Taki I t was rather rudely pointed out to me by no less a person than the sainted editor himself, that what I wrote last week con- cerning the English was......

Television

Personal property Wendy Cope T he first time I watched Dallas, many moons ago, it took me about ten minutes to decide that it was very low-grade gar- bage indeed. I switched......