14 FEBRUARY 1987, page 49

Low Life

Payne and pleasure Jeffrey Bernard and who has done nobody any harm whatsoever should be nicked by a police- man posing as a businessman is quite disgusting. But the police......

Television

Gushes and blushes Wendy Cope O ne of the week's silliest remarks came from Jonathan Ross on Did You See . . ? (BBC2). 'Whoever designed that set', he said, 'should be taken out......

High Life

Stylish visitors Taki othing makes one feel as well as feeling normal after having been ill. Just as nothing makes one feel more ill than training after having been idle for a......