1 APRIL 2000, page 68

Cinema

Oscar longueurs Mark Steyn parody lyrics is to stick as closely to the original as possible, and Billy Crystal's Oscar opener was exemplary. He was using `Tonight' from West......

Television

Quite filthy Simon Hoggart A . people say there's nothing to watch on television. I've just been sent the thick voting leaflet — book, rather — from the BFI, which is running......