20 SEPTEMBER 1986, page 41

Home Life

Drawing the line Alice Thomas Ellis T wo ancient sayings have run together in my mind: 'Don't you know there's a war on?' and 'Get in the queue.' Don't you know there's a queue......

Low Life

Where there's a will Jeffrey Bernard W hen I study the wills column in the Times over the tea and toast every morning I can't for the life of me understand why people don't......