28 OCTOBER 1995, page 12

Mind Your Language I Struck The Ironing-board And Cried, `no

more!' A little letter in the Independent on Sunday had just caught my eye as I was doing the left sleeve of one of my hus- band's shirts. 'When are we going to stop calling......

Forgive Us Our Dietary Trespasses

Only one in ten people in Britain regularly attend a church or any other religious meeting. Jenny McCartney thinks the cult of self-worship is taking over from formal religion......