30 MARCH 1996, page 55

Spectator Sport

Madness at Becher's Brook Simon Barnes ALL SPORTS are about cruelty. Every vic- tory is, for everybody save the victor, a defeat. Every triumph springs from some- one else's......

Your Problems Solved

Dear Mary. . . Q. I am constantly running into a couple in London whom I have known for many years. It seems that practically every time I go to a party they too are present. I......