4 OCTOBER 1957, page 18

City And Suburban

By JOHN BETJEMAN XCUSE me,' said a lady to me when I Was crossing Hammersmith Broadway. She el - bowed me off the traffic island and asserted her rights on the zebra crossing in......

The Cat Is On The Mat

By STR1X AsT night in a place where from time to time L i I go for a drink a big, fat man with a scowl on his face stalks up to me and says : 'Most of the words you use in those......